I don't wanna, do we have to? I don't wanna, do we have to? Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods We could get some mad dog and hang out in my garage I got a ping pong table I don't wanna, do we have to? I don't wanna, do we have to? Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks Sit with 20 dudes in a pickup truck and we're gone I got my thermals on Gatorade bottles filled with warm Smirnoff Got too close to the fire burn my eyebrows off I puked by the tree, I pee in the grass And you get poison ivy all over your ass, your in the woods Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight The last time I did I got into a fight with some guy Who graduated 3 years ago Paid 5 bucks for a plastic cup Foam is spillin' out and it won't fill up So I pumped that tap, with my best friend And he flipped me over for a keg stand (Keg stand) I'm drinkin' in the woods I'm drunk Tree trunk I'm drunk Tree trunk