See, that's what college is all about
Man you gotta love college
Man it's the best thing in the world
You drink, you have fun, you do the walk of shame
Yeah, you gotta do the walk of shame
For those of you who don't know what the walk of shame is
That's when you hook up with someone
The night before and you have to walk all the way across campus
All dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes
Oh no, no,
I was over at the library,
I was over
I stayed overnight, overnight studying
You go to your dorm in the morning
There's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower
It's like, bunch of zombies just walking
Uh, uh, uh, the guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody
He's got his little basket of stuff with him
You have to have your little shower basket of stuff
This little baskets holds, like
Your shampoo, your soap, your loofa
And girls have, like, this nice loofa
It's like this little mesh, pink loofa
Takes off your dead skin, it's really nice
No, for guys we have the option
We have, like, this
French bread lookin' loofa
That rips out your ass hair
Yeah, thank you very much ow, ow
Ow, ow, walking back to my dorm, everyone's like"Hey Jim, nice tan"
I'm like, "It's my third layer of skin""I just over-loofa'd, call the doctorThe wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it"
