Ass Like That

Ohh Beeby, The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING I don’t believe it, it’s almost to good to be true I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING The way she moves, she’s like a belly-dancer She shakin that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone’s at the door but I don’t think Imma answer Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? Please I’m a human being I have needs, I’m not done, not til I’m finished peeing I’m not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I’m already on my knees, I can’t get on the ground any further It’s impossible for me, And do not treat me like a murderer I just like to pee, pee, pee, Yes, I make R&B I sing song, it Ring-a-Chong-a-Ching-Chong-Chong-Ching Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. If offend, I’m sorry Please, Please forgive, for I am Triumph, the puppet dog I am a mere puppet, I can get away anything I say and you will love The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING Jessica Simpson, looks oh so tempting Nick, I ain’t never seen an ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes DOING DOING DOING Mary Kate and Ashley used to be so handsome Now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? JEEZ I just got my seat I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theatre, please I did not even get to see Mary Kate’s shower scene I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don’t treat me like I’m Pee-Wee Herman This movie’s PG, Mr. Office, I demand to see my attorney I will simple plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free Free, yes free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyers with Michael, He’s too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulder’s are like man And I could say that and you laugh cause there’s a puppet on my hand The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain’t never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING The way she moves she dances like a GO-GO In that video she sings get out your puzzle I need a new boyfriend, Hi my name is Jo-Jo Police saying, FREEZE... DOING DOING DOING What do you mean freeze? My computers will be seized And my keys to my ranch. I just bake cookies Mr. Office, lookie, take a woof of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don’t even know if I could say the word peepee Pee on the radio but I think I did Janet is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Syke, I joke I joke, I kid I kid. I don’t think my joke is working I must flea quick, get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Aronld, get down The way you shake it I can’t believe it, I ain’t never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING So Gwen Stafani will you peepee on me, Please I ain’t never seen an ass like that Cause the way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING Fuck is wrong with you?