Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the ice capades. And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Second verse, same as the first, Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the ice capades. And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Third verse, different from the first, Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt, They both went down to Frisco, Joined the SLA. And oh, I don't know why, Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, Oh yeah!