New Man

No, no, no, no, no I heard he spent five hundred pounds on jeans Goes to the gym at least six times a week Wears both shoes with no socks on his feet And I hear he's on a new diet at watches what he eats He's got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached Owns every single Ministry CD Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means But I heard he makes you happy, so that's fine by me But still, I'm just keepin' it real Still lookin' at your Instagram and I'll be creepin' a lil' I'll be tryin' not to double tap, from way back 'Cause I know that's where the trouble's at Let me remind you of the days when You used to hold my hand And when we sipped champagne out of cider cans I guess if you were Louis Lane, I wasn't Superman Just a young boy tryin' to be loved So let me give it to ya I don't wanna know about your new man 'Cause if it was meant to be You wouldn't be callin' me up tryna 'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me I don't wanna know about your new man We'll get there eventually I know you're missin' all this kind of love But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me Your new man rents a house in the 'burb And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse Every year, he goes to Málaga with all the fellas Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I'm kinda jealous He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime And every time a rap song comes on, he makes a gang sign Says, "Cheya!", boy never light up the room But enough about him, girl, let's talk about you You were the type of girl who sat beside the water readin' Eatin' a packet of crisp, but you will never find you cheatin' Now you're eatin' kale, hittin' the gym Keepin' up with Kylie and Kim In the back of the club, kissin' a boy that ain't him Okay, you need to be alone And if you wanna talk about it, you can call my phone I just thought I would tell you, 'cause oughta know You're still a young girl tryin' to be loved So let me give it to ya I don't wanna know about your new man 'Cause if it was meant to be You wouldn't be callin' me up tryna 'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me I don't wanna know about your new man We'll get there eventually I know you're missin' all this kind of love But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me Baby, I'm not tryin' to ruin your week But you act so differently When you're with him, I know you're lonely Please remember you're still free To make the choice and leave Don't call me up, you need to show me I don't wanna know about your new man 'Cause if it was meant to be You wouldn't be callin' me up tryna 'Cause I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me I don't wanna know about your new man We'll get there eventually I know you're missin' all this kind of love But I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me Positive that he don't wanna know about Positive that he don't wanna know about I don't wanna know about your new man