PharmaRusical

Welcome to Ru-co labs Better living through fake science Welcome to Ru-co labs The future is now and it's freaking me out Welcome to Ru-co labs They always say consult your doctor before taking a new medicine But what the hell do they know Tell it like it is girl What we got in stock? We got tablets, drops, patches, and shots. We got liquids that can take you from whatever you got. Have a sip, Have a slurper, if you can still swallow A hand full of promises even though they're hollow Here at Ru-co labs we've worked so hard To make these drugs help you with your strife So check out these pills we're tucking Cause honey they're here to give you life Welcome to Ru-co labs YAHH! O M G What? what's wrong? Boys don't make passes at queens with flat asses What can I do about it? Say goodbye padding and hello to badonkadonk And it makes yo ass get a lot humps It comes in a patch Snuffed down by your snatch If it's a good batch Then it starts to hatch Badonkadonk Watch out Joe, watch out Nicky, watch out Kandy K 'Cause we about to break the internet every other day Got a new power bottom and it's on display, It's got its own zip code by the way 9-0-2-1 OHHHH that's a big old ass My backside looks like a mountain pass Badonkadonks now available on the go, In a perky powder that looks a lot like snow. Put it in your salad or a cold ice tea Don't snort it up your nose this ain't 1983 Badonkadonks Hey sandy haven't seen you at the club lately Yeah well, I spent most of my summer working on my drag race audition That's not what I heard, I heard you've been poppin out at parties You don't mean? SANDY NO! Used to rule the clubs but now I'm stuck at home, Suffering from a case of restless tuck syndrome. 'Cause when I see a stud in a tuck that's cropped, I can't get in my drag cause my tuck gets popped! But now there's a solution made by Ru-co Inc. A handy little pill that makes your junk shrink So easy once a month just open up your say aww When life gets to hard just take some flaccida (flaccida, flaccida) Flaccida saved my life and now I love it Oodles, even around the pit crew I feel nothing noodles (flaccida) Now illegal in 48 states Here's the tee about that old queen on Twitter You know that hateful bitch that's always so bitter She says that Gaga stole it all from Madonna What's next adopting kids from Botswana She wears caftans and moo moos Just like a idol What she have in her gym bag? Viagra and Midol Kids today are down hill post Mariah, And who's that new girl names Zendaya? Do you suffer from bitter old queen syndrome? Ru-co labs has a spray for that Trollvada spray a spritz a dab under your old under thigh And soon you'll be taking snapchats of your avocado toast For the love of Kathleen Turner what is happening!? HUHH oh my God, I'm obsessed with Miley's new single What's the new dating app I'm ready to mingle I'm gender fluid and not into labels Cutting boards and getting rid of cable I don't just sit at dinner tables anymore, I flip em. Thanks conflama (That bitch is crazy) I haven't had a sip of wine in three years, why? Because now I throw it in people's faces! Thanks conflama Conflama, it's conflict plus drama You know what that equals right? Dolla signs It's what every reality Stars got Conflama I put two teaspoons in my coffee every morning, good to the last death drop Conflama, find a way to pull up tonight. Conflama Bitch I'm from Chicago Conflama, won't go home till we start a fight, Conflama This ain't Rupaul's best friends race Go back to party city where you belong Bitch! The song is over Don't you tell me when the song is over! Conflama, it's working! What did tinderella say when she got to the ball? Oh dear tinderella, why are you gaging so? What could I do I bit off more than I could chew It's my great defect, I have terminal gag reflex Feeling stressed, choked a distant Gag reflex is so persistent Ru-co labs has a potion You can drink up any ocean! Now there's swalloweve (Lalalalalalalala) Swalloweve (Lalalalalalalala) Swalloweve is for princesses 21 and older And does not prevent the spread of STIs Side effects include increased bitchyness An unquenchable thirst lower credit scores, and total austigmization Thanks to swalloweve I'll be ready whenever my prince comes (Swalloweve) Did you see her shoes? Yass queen Qren't they so tacky? Yass queen Can you stop saying that? Yass qwen I don't think you can? Bitch what do you mean? Some queens are so annoying They're voices are really cloying Repeating the same words Falling out they're lips like turds Oh girl you got Drag mouth, it's a bit problemary You need to read a book like right now And up your vocabulary But now there's a fix when you come and go south All you gotta do is put this caulk in your mouth Caulk, as in C-A-U-L-K Get your mind out of the gutter Anyone can use it including straights, bis, and gays. It stops your loose lips from shouting drag clichés Side effects include but are not limited to YASSS QWEN! Damn now I got it. God God Get a Grip Gurl, Okurrrrr There's a question, burns deep in my soul. One that you, can only control From your lips, to gods ear, There's an answer we all need to hear Tell me is there, an anal option What's right for others ain't right for me What I'm asking is biology, Rupaul is there An anal option, for me (For me, for me, for me, for me, me too) Five out of four doctors don't recommend Ru-co labs So kids just don't drugs Just love yourself so you can love somebody else Can I get an amen? Amen