請別再問到底 成績好不好
請別再問到底 年終領多少
請別從頭到腳 探測我的身材 有沒有變肥長高
唉唷什麼時候 男友才要交
唉唷什麼時候 結婚生寶寶
唉唷怎麼又是 這些問題 我只能對著你苦笑
我買什麼樓什麼車 每個月賺多少
倒想問你的紅包 怎麼會那麼薄 (笑笑笑笑哈)
過節過節老鼠 過節過節老鼠
想要 吱吱吱吱吱吱 想逃 吱吱吱吱吱吱
過節過節老鼠 過節過節老鼠
想笑 吱吱吱吱吱吱 想叫 吱吱吱吱吱吱
What a boring Chinese new year (Wah piang!)
So many questions auntie uncle (Wah lao!)
Traffic jam everywhere, people all stuck in toilet
Damn tired to queue, I think they need some pampers
I wish you double happy come to your door (雙喜臨門)
Good thing in double, double double pair pair (好事成雙 雙雙對對)
Talent look double have, name and money double get (才貌雙全 名利雙收)
Double dragons go to the sea, double heng double huat lah! (雙龍出海 雙興雙發)
Work hard play hard Yumseng everynight
Brothers sisters Kisiao everytime yo!
Pig year Rat year just hold the beer
The newborn cow never scared of tiger! (初生之犢不畏虎)
