W.T.P.

Yeah! Oh! Get up! Where my dreads at? I said get up! You know what happens when I'm around, man Let's go! Better watch out, now Here we come (come) And we ain't stoppin' until We see the mornin' sun (sun) So give us room to do our thing 'Cause we ain't come to hurt no one (one) So everybody come and get up on the floor Now and grab someone (one) Man first of all I'm a boss I just wanna get that across Man even my dentist hates when I floss Pull up to the club in a Pinto like it's a Porsche Garbage bag for one of the windows Spray-painted doors with the flames on 'em Michigan plates and my name's on 'em Baby, Shady's here come and get him If you dames want him But he ain't stupid so quit tryna run them games on him He's immune to Cupid, why you tryna put your claims on him? 'Cause you won't do to me what you did to the last man Now climb in back try not to kick over the gas can There's a half a gallon in it, that could be our last chance We have of just gettin' home, now can I get that lap dance? She's got a tattoo of me right above her ass man In the streets of Warren, Michigan we call 'em tramp stamps That means she belongs to me, time to put the damn clamps Down and show this hussy who's the man Now, get amped, dance! Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a white trash party! So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks It ain't no one but us trash You don't know, you better ask somebody 'Cause we're havin' a white trash party! Pull a fifth of Bacardi from outta my underwear And walk around the party without a care Like a body without a head Lookin' like a zombie from Night of the Livin' Dead And tomorrow I'll probably still be too high to get outta bed 'Til I feel like I been hit with the sharp part of the hammer Mixin' Hennessy and Fanta with Pepto and Mylanta I shoot the gift like I'm hollerin' "Die Santa!" Missed the tree and hit Rudolph and two innocent bystanders So quit tryna play the wall like you Paul And get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin' They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin' 'Cause as soon as they throw on some R. Kelly I start ballin' Makin' it rain for the ladies in the minis But I'm not throwin' ones, fives, tens, or even twenties I'm throwin' quarters, nickels, dimes, pennies up at skinnies Man I do this for them bunnies up at Denny's From the north, east and west, but when It comes to them trailers in them South Parks Muffle it, 'cause homie that hood's tighter than Kenny's So ladies if your belly button's not an innie then I'm outtie Now hop in my minivan, let's get rowdy C'mon Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a white trash party! So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks It ain't no one but us trash You don't know, you better ask somebody 'Cause we're havin' a white trash party! Now whether you're black, white or purple If you're misunderstood But you don't give a fuck You ain't doin' shit that you should Long as you know you're up to evil And you're no damn good Get on the floor, man, and rep your 'hood Now honey, don't let them pricks trip We should make a quick dip And go do some donuts in the hospital parkin' lot 'Cause girl I got a sick whip Kick the back window outta my Gremlin Put two milk crates in the trunk Rip out the stick shift and Make a five-seater I'll be damned if I feed a chick It ain't like me to split a piece of dry pita I'll be the S-L to the I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater I'll rip a tree out the ground And flip it upside down 'Fore I turn over a new leaf, clown I'll tell you now I'm so raw I still need to un-thaw You feel me, y'all? I shut the club down like Drake in the mall But baby, a body like that's against the law You the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw Coleslaw containers, empty straw wrappers and all You got more junk in your trunk than I do in my car Now get up! Now you can do this on your own But everyone knows that no one likes to be alone So get on the floor and grab somebody! Ain't nothin' but a white trash party! So let's have us a little bash And if anyone asks It ain't no one but us trash You don't know, you better ask somebody 'Cause we're havin' a white trash party!