We had some fun, we had some laughs I licked the salt right off the glass Danced to the music, racked up a tab I thought you were thinking what I was thinking Thought we were going somewhere with all this drinking Well, I guess the Cuervo, it led me on 'Cause I turned around and you were gone You're just a waste of lime Waste of a real good time I guess I'll be going home all alone No Patron Silver lining Just an empty margarita Left me and this tequila high and dry No drunk pickup lines No "Your place or mine?" You're just a waste of lime Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do Well, I'd take a kiss, no second date And I'd take a two-mile in-the-rain walk of shame Yeah, that'd be great compared to this Oh baby, what a miss You're just a waste of lime Waste of a real good time I guess I'll be going home all alone No Patron Silver lining Just an empty margarita Left me and this tequila high and dry No drunk pickup lines No "Your place or mine?" You're just a waste of lime Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do But have another tequila, just enough to know that I don't need ya, don't need ya, nah You're just a waste of lime Waste of a real good time I guess I'll be going home all alone No Patron Silver lining Just an empty margarita Left me and this tequila high and dry No drunk pickup lines No "Your place or mine?" You're just a waste of lime Bermuda, Bahama, guess I'm never gonna (Yeah, you’re just a waste of lime) Meet your mama or brother, nothin' left to do But have another