Bagpipes From Baghdad (Album Version (Edited))

作詞：Eminem   作曲：Eminem Bagpipes From Baghdad ~~~ in scottish accent ~~~ ohh! it's muic to my ears! oh man! how can i describe... the way i feel?! fuckin great man!.....ok! let me see...how could i begin? ~~~ end of scottish accent ~~~ locked in mariah's wine cellar all i had for lunch Was bread wine, more bread wine and captain crunch Red wine for breakfast and for brunch And to soak it up an in-between snack crackers to munch mariah what ever happened to us? why did we have to break up? all i asked for was a glass of punch you see i never really asked for much i can't imagine whats going through you mind after such A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk luis-miguel, nick cannon better back the fuck-up i'm not playing i want to back ya punk this is hello kitty bed spread seth and funk mixed with egyptian with a little rappin pulse Zappin Eric Clapton (shap brings apercrunk-and yea-baby)? i want another crack at cha you can beat me with any spatula that you want i mean i really want you bad ya cunt nick you had your fun i've come to get ya when your sack got jumped man i could use a fresh batch of blood so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture ~~~ chorus ~~~ bagpipes from baghdad when will it ever cease for petes sake he crazy to say the least bagpipes from baghdad whats going through my mind half the time when my rhymes are blowing up my bagpipes from baghdad somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my bagpipes from baghdad i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag ~~~~ end of chorus ~~~ you can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture im the miracle whip the tricksta my sig-niture sound when the tuba lips sticks around im bound to put it on in an instant wow man what an ensemble, what an assortment of pharmaceuticals this beautiful pill left dust on my palm my cuticles get residue form just touching the bottle never knew i could remind me so much of my mama i'll cut ya like Dahmer pull the butcher knife you ya the size of saw board im like the fuckin rex on ya get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowing you norman your so fuckin annoying drive the shovel boy you'll know what the fuck you doing i aint playing no fuckin more, nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin war every minute there's a sucker born snuck up on Maliki made the motherfucker suck on a struck of corn Shucker, shuck a corn, shuck a corn hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him its fucking on man what the fuck are you doing You're runnin over the snowblower with the lawnmower Blowin your bagpipes from baghdad ~~~ chorus ~~~ bagpipes from baghdad when will it ever cease for pete's sake he crazy to say the least bagpipes from baghdad what's going through my mind half the time when my rhymes are blowing up my bagpipes from baghdad somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my bagpipes from baghdad i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag ~~~~ end of chorus ~~~ in the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables i bet you they'll become heterosexuals nothing will stop me from molesting you titty fucking you till your breast nipples flesh tickles my testicles is what they said to the two conjoined twins hows it going girlfriends you needs a boyfriend? you need some ointment, just set up an appointment who's-gonna-go-see-the-doctor first? we'll do a coin flip i just got my one year sobriety coin chip when the bad get going how bad does going get? baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other especially when you joined at the hip im going to get the needle and thread from the sowing kit in attempt to separate em and stitch em back together at the loins...shit your the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip cookie looky even took me a polaroid ~~~ chorus ~~~ bagpipes from baghdad when will it ever cease for pete's sake he crazy to say the least bagpipes from baghdad what's going through my mind half the time when my rhymes are blowing up my bagpipes from baghdad somebody turn the vacancy sign on cuz im gone blowing up my bagpipes from baghdad i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag ~~~~ end of chorus ~~~ ~~~ using auto-tune ~~~ huhulaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa huhummm diddddly laaaaaaaaaa