I woke up on the ground I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself Turns out, I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth But not good enough (Not good enough) You know, when I go in, it's lights out I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth Some went away Why'd you have to go and fucking ruin my day? You're the reason why I got my ass kicked But you're the only way to drown my sadness This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol You're the reason why I got my ass kicked I was laid out flat like a centerfold Jakey and his partner drove me home Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong Let me gеt my dentist on the phone Found my kеys, then I went back out Someone asked me how it all went down I remember like it's yesterday I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot Fell right out my fuckin' chair, swingin' for his eye Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side I thought I died Why'd you have to go and fuckin' ruin my night? You're the reason why I got my ass kicked But you're the only way to drown my sadness This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol You're the reason why I got my ass kicked