專輯：博尼的大冒險 (The Adventures Of Bernie The Schoolboy) 歌曲：The Adventures Of Bernie The Schoolboy (博尼的大冒險) 作詞：Joanna Wang 作曲：Joanna Wang What a drag O what a bore There's nothing left to do but chores A fine day has yet to begin Already I Feel Grim Just how shall I strategize The plan to escape my demise When everybody is asleep Out my door I shall creep And so our tale begins The night's a waiting The clock's a-tickin Come on wasting time's a sin And one, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Yes! one, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight even, eight even, eight Ohhh Ohhh~~ I want to scream, I want to prance and I can dance a silly dance Putting bugs in peopel's soups Yes!That is what I do! Swish and Slash and I attack I've pulled some nasty pranks with tacks Laughed at chidren ' til I shriekaed! Those squishy little squeaks! Where does our journey end? I don't know but 'til then What wondrous things await? They're right around the bend. I say one, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Yes! one, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight one, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight Yes! one, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight seven, eight seven, eight Ohhh Ohhh~~