Tina’s house lives just up the street It waits, it grows, it longs to feed The guest for its main course at next feeding An unsuspecting you will be! AAH! The many ways it shall devour your scalp to your feet Grind you up with staircase teeth! All that will be left of you… is in the garbage heap On a rainy night You should’ve just gone straight home Fantastic, tragic, getaway package! A glamorous stay at this grand estate Then they’ll be asking where you had gone They’ll say a prayer then they’ll move on AAH! No one lives there anymore, not for many years But at night it comes alive! It is hungry for your flesh it’s better than mince pie I thought I’d heard a scream It’s just the wind playing tricks Tina’s house lives just up the street It waits, it grows, it longs to feed The guest for its main course at next feeding An unsuspecting you will be! Tina’s house lives just up the street It waits, it grows, it longs to feed The guest for its main course at next feeding