I'm fucked, I'm fucked
I'm really really fucked
For my kitchen has roaches so I can't get any cheese
I'm fucked, I'm fucked
I'm really really fucked
For I have no water to quench my thirst
I went to the kitchen for something to drink
There did I meet my arch-nemesis
He took one good look at me
I did not get my water then I ran away
I feel like if I'm in a situation that sucks
Ones that involve roaches
My odds of getting water's pretty fucked
I'm fucked, I'm fucked
I'm really really fucked
For my kitchen has roaches so I can't get any cheese
I'm fucked, I'm fucked
I'm really really fucked
For I have no water to quench my thirst
For my kitchen has roaches so I cannot quench my thirst