here are some ways to take care of
the pigeons on your balcony
get a water gun fill it up with bleach
that’s what my friend told me, anyway
I’m sorry it’s just my territory
and I’m marking it with bleach
I do my best not to make a mess
of obliterating while I disinfect
I don’t think you’d want to taste my wrath
actually I’m a pacifist, anyway
do you understand this is disrespect
let me send you to the great big nest
