I know it’s not wise to jump in the water I know it’s not wise to jump in the water Then you’ll get sick You’ll catch a cold die awfully quick I know it’s not wise to open the curtains I know it’s not wise to open the curtains They will see in, then they’ll see it’s a looney bin What would they all think Now she’s swimmin’ in style, see that backstroke! People sayin’ “No! No!” but see that form! I know it’s not wise to hose down your neighbor I know it’s not wise to not tip the waiter They will see in, then they’ll see it’s a looney bin What would they all think? Now she’s swimmin’ in style, see that backstroke! People sayin’ “No! No!” but see that form! I know it’s not wise to open the curtains I know it’s not wise to jump in the water